decisions

Decisions, decisions.

A lovely lady wants to stop by my place tonight for A First Shag.

However, I've been fighting a runny nose all day. Either allergies or a cold, or both.

Should I cancel? Or should I invite her over and hope for the best?

I'll not go into graphic descriptions of why exactly I think so, but I'd wager a runny nose is pretty far down on the list of Sexy Things To Have On A Date. I think it's right above uncontrollable hiccups.

I've had uncontrollable hiccups.

I didn't get laid at all until they went away. Not once, and those damn hiccups lasted for hours.